Monday, February 06, 2006

A message from a friend

Please don’t be sad.

Sorry if I am a pain. I can’t help it as I was dropped on my head when I was a baby. Then I was abandoned in a dark forest by my wicked step mother and left to live with the wolves. Then I was turned into stone for a few years by an errant Medusa. Then I nearly got put in an oven by a wicked witch who fattened me up with sweetbreads. Then I got put in a dungeon with an iron mask for 25 years until my beard was as long as my arms.

But..then I met you and became happy!

So if you are unhappy, then all these bad memories come back! So please SMILE!!